I can kill hostas. Who kills hostas? My neighbor threw hers in the overgrown area behind her house and they just grew back. I tried to transplant mine and they died. Who can kill a hosta? A black thumb, that's who.
Despite the fact that I may not be able to grow things, I can definitely build them. Here is a 2' X 10' X 6" raised flower bed that I built yesterday. It's not big enough for a yard of dirt, but I don't have any other place for dirt. I might have to build more raised beds in which I can pretend to grow things so that I can get more dirt* for less money.
*the proper landscaping term would be "loam"